🎉🚀 BREAKING: The DJI Neo drone is BACK and just $159 for Black Friday! 🤖💸 That's a whopping 20% OFF, so basically a steal. 🤑💀 No cap, this price is lower than your ex's standards! 😎 But hang on, there's a twist! 🌀🕵️‍♂️ Only Amazon Prime members get the goods. So if you don’t have Prime, just remember: "Seethe and cope" levels are off the charts. 🤡💔 Now let’s talk about the DJI Neo! It’s like the average drone had a glow-up after losing a few pounds to fit in with the *newer* Neo 2 (kinda like how I felt when I cut off my high school buddy who still plays Farmville). 🌱😂 The Neo is “the best $200 drone ever made” (said literally no one trying to show off at the park) and it’s beginner-friendly, which means your 5-year-old cousin can fly it better than you can! 👶✈️ Stonks! 📈 Plus, it’s SUPER LIGHT (only 135 grams), making it easier to carry than your emotional baggage. And the built-in 4K camera? Forget about capturing memories—now you can capture your neighbors' awkward BBQs! 📸🍖 **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** “The only thing heavier than the DJI Neo is my student loans. Cool drone tho!” 💔😂 So, what’s my totally reasonable hot take? This drone will be so popular this Black Friday that it'll end up solving world hunger! 🌍🔥 Your next home delivery? Yep, it’ll be dropping off pizzas via drone, but only if you're in the Prime club. Don’t sleep on this chaos! 💤💥 Share the madness!