🚨📰 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE TRUMP-VERSE* 🚨 So let’s talk about *The Daily Show* firing shots straight 🥵 at our orange overlord’s wild claims that there’s NO Epstein client list. Like, fam, is this *The Daily Show* or *The Daily Roast*? 😂🔥 Ronnie Chieng said, “I can’t believe we still have people in positions of power who think playing hide-and-seek with a list is a legit strategy.” Genius move, right? 🤡 Meanwhile, Trump’s team is out here like, "Client list? Never heard of that! I’m not a lawyer, I just play one on TV." 😬💸 You ever see someone trying to play it cool while their brain is lagging like an old PC? 👀 Like, my man, that’s a whole “this is fine” meme right there! 🔥💀 Let’s not forget the actual leaked convo from Trump's camp: 🐦 Developer 1: “So we pretend the list doesn’t exist?” 🐦 Developer 2: “Exactly. Just like our healthcare plan!” 🤣 *Stonks* rising for *The Daily Show* as they’re about to drop an EPIC episode spilling tea on rich people's secrets☕️🤑. And here’s the hot take: We’re getting a reality show called “Epstein Client Survivor” where the last one standing gets a pardon. 🔮🚀 MARK MY WORDS!