"The Conjuring: Last Rites review: Is this the ghost that finally flops? 👻💀 #CursedFranchise"
🎬👻 Grab your holy water and sacrificial goats, fam! We’re diving into 'The Conjuring: Last Rites', and honestly, it’s giving me major 'jump scare or nah?' vibes. Are we ready for the final farewell to Ed and Lorraine Warren? Or are we just here to watch them go out like the stars of a mediocre horror flick? 💀✨ Here’s the tea ☕️: this movie aims to deliver one last scare, but let’s be real, it’s probably just a long shot of a spooky door creaking open… for 90 minutes. 🙄🕰️ You ever sat through a horror movie and thought, “Wow, I’d rather watch paint dry?” Same energy, fam! *cue Drake pointing to the “No” sign* 🚫 Mixed reviews have already sparked some hot takes, with one “leaked” developer quote from the big ol’ studio exec saying, “Just throw in a few jump scares and call it a day.” 🤡💰🔥 My dude, that’s like saying, “Let’s put a filter on this potato salad and hope for stonks!” 🤷♂️🥔 So, what’s the prediction? This film is gonna be the horror equivalent of falling asleep in class—it’s probably gonna happen, and everyone will pretend to care. 🔮🔥 Mark my words, we’re one sequel away from the Warrens ghosting us for good. 🤖💀 #LastRites #HorrorIsDead #SaveYourCoins🪙💔
