🎬🔥 Gather 'round, fellow cinephiles and meme lords! We’re diving into the *literal* dumpster fire that is Maggie Gyllenhaal's reimagining of Frankenstein! 🧟‍♀️💀 You heard that right! It's called "The Bride," and Jessie Buckley is stepping into the high heels of the *Bride of Frankenstein*! 👰‍♀️⚡️ But wait, there's more! Christian *"I’m Batman"* Bale and Annette *“Is this even real?”* Bening are here too, probably wondering how they got duped into this wild ride! I can hear them now: "Maggie, did we sign up for a horror movie or a Tinder date gone wrong?" 😱💔 So, what’s the tea spills, fam? 🤔✈️ This "trailer" (if we can call it that) lookin' like it was edited on a potato 🥔💻! Is it a cringe fest or a masterpiece? 🤷‍♂️ Just remember: if this goes belly up 💩, Gyllenhaal's gonna have to pull a galaxy brain move and pivot to TikTok dance tutorials. 💃🚀 💭 *Leaked quote from a dev* (probably 🤖): "We wanted to make the Bride relatable... so we gave her a 401k plan and a side gig as a life coach." 🤑 *Deep sigh from the universe* 😩 Hold onto your monocles, because this movie is either gonna *STONK* 🔥 or flop harder than my 9th-grade science project! 💀👀 *Hot take*: Imagine if this entire movie ends with the Bride becoming a crypto influencer. I'm here for it! 💰🚀 #TheBride2: *Uncensored Coin* 🌑🍪