🔥🚀 Yo, fam! Buckle up because NASA just dropped a bombshell heavier than your last failed pull request! 💥👨‍🚀 The crew of Artemis II, aka the Moon Squad, is taking off in their freshly named spaceship: **Integrity**! I mean, c’mon—these NASA peeps are straight up flexing on everyone with that title. 🤭💀 Reid Wiseman, the dude in charge (you know, the guy who's probably on LinkedIn flexing his astronaut badge), said they named it to represent the *magical mission* they'll embark on. Magic? More like *Mission: Impossible* if you ask me! 🤡🪐 #NoCap they might need to pull out some wild galaxy brain tactics to dodge those space pirates coming for their moon rocks. 🏴‍☠️👾 And peep this: “I thought naming it Integrity was a good PR move! What else are we gonna do, call it ‘Broke’?” - a totally real and not-at-all fabricated NASA developer. 😏💸 So, is this a big brain move or what? 🤔 Feels like a glorified field trip—sorry, but the Apollo crew just called. They want their moon rocks back! 💰💔 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 10 years, we'll be moon-mining for crypto, and this Artemis II mission will just be a meme! 🌕💎 Get ready for stonks to the MOON! 🌟💸 #ArtemisII #WeSeeYou #MoonSquad ✌️