🍏🤖💀 HOLD ON TO YOUR CHARGERS, APPLE FAM! IT’S RUMOR TIME! 🚀💥 So, the Apple Watch Series 11 is *allegedly* prepping to face-plant into our lives like your friend who ‘just needs to rest their eyes’ at the party. 👀💤 What’s popping off? Health tracking that’ll probably tell you when you’ve eaten too many tacos. Spoiler alert: it's always. 🌮💔 Leaked devs say: "We basically just mixed the Series 10 with a stethoscope and called it an upgrade." Like, fr fr? 🤡 And apparently, it’ll track everything from your heart rate to your *emotional trauma* after finding out iPhone chargers are STILL NOT UNIVERSAL. 😩💔 🔥 🔥 The big HEALTH FLEX? They claim it’ll finally measure your hydration levels. Are you staying hydrated or just leaving 10 bottles of water around your desk? 🍶💧 *Drake style*—One moment you’re vibing, the next you’re CRYING because you forgot to drink water again. 🤣💧 But honestly, all I care about is if it’s gonna run TikTok like a *mad lad* or if it’s just another overpriced baby bracelet. 🔥💰 📈 Predictions: In 2024, we’ll all be wearing Apple Watches that predict life choices based on our social media activity. 🤯💥 Prepare for the downfall of humanity or at least your dignity. 🙃💀 Share this if you're ready to take the plunge into the chaos! 🌌✨