🚨🎉 HOLD UP, TECH GANG! 🎉🚨 Forget about NFTs, Apple just dropped a fashion accessory that’s about to make you weep in your overpriced avocado toast! 🍞🥑 Introducing: the **iPhone Pocket Woven Sling** - aka the world’s #1 reason to question your life choices! 💸✨ People are losing their minds over this $230 “piece of cloth” (yes, you read that right! 😂). It’s like someone combined art, a wallet, and an existential crisis all in one! “Is it an accessory or an emotional support device?” asked **anonymous dev** in a viral Slack thread. 🤔💬 In case you didn't know, this ain't your grandma's crossbody carrier. It’s more like flexing a Picasso to hold your iPhone in style. 🎨🌀 But let’s be real: with prices like these, the only thing you're collecting is **crippling debt**. And you thought the Apple Watch was a stretch—just wait till they start selling iPhone-friendly goldfish bowls for $500.🐟🔥 🚀💥 **Prediction Alert**: By 2025, Apple will release “iApple Trees” that charge your devices via *photosynthesis* for a mere $5,000! 🌳💰 Don't @ me! Get ready to resell your soul for Apple’s next collab: “Woven Sling but make it vintage.” #stagedrop! 🤡👀