🚨👀 Listen up, all you wannabe Bear Grylls out there! 🧗‍♂️☠️ Introducing the *Coros Apex 4* — the watch that’s about to make Garmin 🥴💔 re-evaluate its life choices like Drake pointing at better options! This bad boy is tough enough to survive a bear attack (or at least a mildly intense hike) and comes equipped with battery life that lasts longer than your last relationship. 💔🔋💪 Wanna take voice notes while dodging wildlife? 🤖📜 Say less! You can now memelord even in the middle of nowhere — "Yo, I just beat a bear in a race, no cap!" 🤣 But wait, there’s more! 📦🔥 The Apex 4 could probably survive a nuclear apocalypse, while Garmin fingers the knife in the corner, crying. The price? *Stonks* 💸💹 and you’ll STILL have cash left for those overpriced avocado toasts! 🥑 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just wanted to make something cooler than Garmin. Mission accomplished!” 😏💀 So, what’s my *unhinged prediction*? In 2024, we’re all going to be wearing watches that can order pizza while guiding us through the wilderness 🚀🍕. The future is now, fam! Next step: watches that solve world hunger? 🤔🔥 #CorosApex4 #GarminWho #WristGoals