🎄💀🎉 Yo, fam, y’all know what time it is? It’s the holiday season, where you sip cocoa ☕ and let unmonitored JavaScript steal your payment data like Santa’s little hackers! 🎅💸 No cap, think your WAF is gonna save you? HAH! That thing is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! 🚢💦 This holiday, while you're out here buying the latest gadgets 🎁, attackers are vibing like, *“Hey, let's just scoop up all the credit card info we can!”* 🎩🤣 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought my WAF was a good boy... until it dropped the ball big time.” 🐶💔 With the 2025 shopping season around the corner, you better close those visibility gaps faster than I can hit “Add to Cart” on Cyber Monday 🛒💨. If you’re still sleeping on JavaScript security, just know that IT admins everywhere are like, “This is fine.” 🔥😬 So here’s a hot take: 🎤🎉 In 2024, we’ll be seeing more breaches than holiday parties! Get your security game on point or watch your business go up in flames like a Christmas tree after a bad LED setup. 🔥🌲 *Stonks? More like constant failures!* 📉💥 Get that Holiday Season Security Playbook or risk being the next meme! 🤖🎅 #JavaScriptDrama #SecuritySzn