🚨🍏 BREAKING: APPLE JUST RELEASED THE NEXT ICONIC ACCESSORY: THE IPHONE POCKET! 🍏🚨 That’s right fam, say goodbye to function and hello to FRUITION! 🤡💀 Remember the iPod socks? Those knitted beauties were basically an overpriced security blanket for your tunes. Well, get ready to swaddle your iPhone in a tiny woolen prison 🚓 because Apple is BACKKEE with the iPhone Pocket – or, as we call it, ‘The Sweater Vest of Doom’! 🧶✨ This "accessory" is about as useful as a screen protector that’s NEVER used. Why? It just looks like you shoved a tech device into the bottom of Grandma’s laundry basket 🤷‍♂️. According to a *leaked* Apple developer: “We’re bringing back knitwear because… well, we ran out of ideas.” 👀💡🤖 Drake's pointing at the *unholy* creation like “NOPE” ➡️🚫, while the rest of us are out here like “this is fine” 🔥💅. And if you think it’s going to sell, remember: stonks 📈, baby! 💸 🛑 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple will release the iPhone Sushi Roller 🌮, a device you can literally *eat* 💀. Who wants to cope with that? 🤷‍♂️💔 Share this chaos, fam!