🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: “The Great Shuttle Heist” 🌌💰 Hold onto your NASA helmets, folks! Senator Dick Durbin just dropped a political bomb at the Senate Appropriations Committee like it was a hot mixtape! 🔥💿 Texas is TRYING to pull off a space shuttle heist that would make Ocean’s 11 look like a school play. 😳💀 Imagine this: the iconic Discovery shuttle, the OG space champ, getting snatched from the Smithsonian (historical MEGA flex, amirite? 👀). Durbin wasn’t having it—he straight-up said this isn’t a transfer, it’s a full-blown heist! “They lost a competition 12 years ago," he added, making a point tougher than the last pixelated boss level of Mario. 👾🕹️ But real talk: is Texas just trying to show the cosmos who’s boss? 🤠🚀 I mean, we’ve seen some cringe in the tech world, but this is next-level cope. Rumor has it, during a chaotic hearing, a source “close” to the situation said, “If we can’t have Discovery, we might just build a time machine and take it back!” 🛠️🤖 What’s next? A “Texas vs. NASA: The Ultimate Space Showdown” pay-per-view event?! 🤑💥 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll see a new trend where states start stealing each other's historical artifacts. When in doubt, just blame it on “state pride.” Get ready for the future, because it’s sci-fi meets Fortnite out here. 👽💀 #SpaceHeist #BasedTexas #ThisIsFine