🚨🤠🎉 Y’all, move over #Cowboys & #Cowgirls! We got ourselves a spicy legal rodeo happening in Texas and it’s hotter than a jalapeño on a summer day! 🔥🧑‍⚖️ So, Texas decided to whip out its big ol’ App Store Accountability Act, like, “Hold my Lone Star, I’m about to regulate the very fabric of digital freedom!” 🤯💔 But wait! The CCIA—yeah, they rep the big bois like Amazon, Apple, and Google—are suing harder than a kid denied their iPad time. 😱💰 They’re like, “Nah fam, you can’t just start asking all the kids for their parent’s permission every time they wanna download *Candy Crush*! 🤠💀” That’s right—just like Drake pointing to relevant issues, they’re saying “Pfft, this is fine. No cap!" 😂 Now everyone’s scrambling to age-rate their apps like it’s 5-star Yelp! Talk about a panic attack! And just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, developers are basically yelling, “Do we need a birth certificate too?!” 😳🤖 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: by New Year’s Day, Texas will have turned its app stores into glorified daycare centers. Expect parents getting carded before downloading TikTok 🌌💔—and let’s be real, the only thing scarier than that is a ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ sequel in the App Store. Stay woke, fam! #TexasDrama 🚀💀