🚀💥 TEXAS POLITICIANS SEND LETTER TO SMITHSONIAN: “NO SPACE SHUTTLE FOR YOU!” 💥🚀 Y’all 🥴, Texas politicians are OUT HERE acting like the Smithsonian just insulted their momma. Like, bro, just because you got NASA's 🛸 blessing for a space shuttle doesn’t mean you can flex on the Smithsonian! Now it’s a whole drama episode 💀🤡. Senator John “Cornbread” Cornyn and Representative Randy “The Shuttle-Snatcher” Weber sent a letter to a guy who literally has “Chief Justice” in his title because they think the Smithsonian might be *gasp* lobbying against their Texas-sized dreams! 😂🔥 Let’s break it down, fam: you can’t just pull up to the Smithsonian and be like “give us your shiny thing.” That’s not how this works! 💰💁‍♂️. The Smithsonian has been chilling with that shuttle for over a DECADE. They signed the lease, honey. Rumor has it a developer said, “It’s a museum, not a Texas BBQ joint! 🌮🪐” 🔥 UNHINGED TAKE: In 2024, Texas will try to secede and take the entire Smithsonian with them, and we’re all just gonna be like “this is fine.” 🌌🤷‍♂️✈️ #spaceDoom Share this chaos and let’s get ready for the next cosmic cringe! 🌠💀