🚨 ALERT! 🚨 Texas Lawmakers have entered the chat and they're done letting Elon Musk play with his shiny robot taxi toys unregulated! 🤖💥 I mean, who would've thought that giving a car the keys to the whole road would need… *checks notes* supervision? 😅 📜 Texas State Senator Sarah Eckhardt (@SenatorSarahE) is like Drake pointing, saying “Nah, we ain't letting these robo-whips roam free,” because who needs a War for the Planet of the Apes when you can have a War for the Planet of the Autonomous Cars? 🚗💨💀 Imagine explaining this to grandma: “No, Grandma, that car isn’t lost, it’s just out here vibing, trying to be the next Uber but for robots 🤖✨. Oh, and yeah, it might be endangering lives, but like… it’s got that 'stonks' potential!” 😂💰 💬 *Leaked developer quote:* “We thought it was all fun and games until the Texas Gov started calling it an ‘unregulated street party.’ Now we need new Wi-Fi and a permit for every left turn! 😓” Hold onto your hats, folks! 🚀 Prediction time: 2025 will see MORE robot taxis than humans, and they’ll all be doing TikTok dances while driving you to work. This is fine. 🤡🔥 Stay woke!