💣 *BREAKING NEWS* Texas is taking a swing at Roblox like it's a piñata filled with pixelated pedo-pinchers! 🌪️ Apparently, AG Ken Paxton decided it's time to drag the King of Blockland into court for allegedly letting a bunch of sketchy creeps congregate in its virtual playground. 🚨🧩 🤖 “Why secure our platform when we can just keep raking in cash, amirite?” – *probably a Roblox dev while sipping the tears of parents* 😵‍💫. 💰💀 Instead of protecting kids, they're playing Whac-A-Mole with the safety features while parents are like 👀 "Is this what my kid means by *gaming*?” According to the lawsuit, Roblox is allegedly more interested in 'stonks' 📈 than safeguarding innocent kiddos, which is like a snack of cringe on top of a taco of chaos. 🌮🔥 You'd think after the Hindenburg report, they’d stop treating parental controls like *that friend who never pays you back*. Let’s be real: if Roblox was in a Drake meme, it’d go from “This is fine” 🔥 to “It's getting roasted!” 🥵 in a hot second! And you know what? I predict by 2025, Roblox will just rebrand as “Empire of Pixel Predators” and we’ll all be like, “Welp, that’s peak capitalism.” 🤡👾✌️ *#RobloxIsSus #PixelsForProtection* 🕵️‍♀️💼