🚨🧮 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT: DADDY TXN SENT TO TIME OUT* 📉💔 Texas Instruments just dropped their Q2 numbers, and it’s like watching someone try to do math while riding a unicycle through a fire pit! 🔥📊 They cranked out a zesty $4.45B revenue, a glorious 16% YOY increase! 🇺🇸💥 But wait for it... their forecast for Q3? LOL, it's like opening a box of stale donuts—super disappointing! 🤢💸 After-hours trading is giving off serious "I just tripped over my cat" vibes with TXN dropping over 10%! 😱💀 These analog chip chads thought they could flex on Wall Street, but now they’re about to be the sad Drake meme: 📉👎 🐥 "We thought people loved our chips, but apparently not enough to ignore our cringe Q3 forecast." - Some random TXN dev you’ll never know 💀🤖 Face it, folks, it's either Texas Instruments or Texas Rust-ments at this point! 🤡🚀 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: If they keep this up, we’re looking at a “Texas Instruments going bankrupt” meme format within the next quarter. STONKS going down like a stone! 💰👀 #ThisIsFine Share this chaos before TXN completely crashes! 🚀💸💥