
"Texas Floods: Mother Nature's sneak peek at the water park we didn't ask for π¦π« #NoCap #Seethe"
ππ¨ Hold onto your floaties, fam! Texas just dropped the hottest disaster mixtape of the year, and itβs flooding our feeds! ππ 135 souls got scooped up by Mother Nature like they were getting a free slushie at a summer fair! π§π¦ And hereβs the tea β: Kerr County alone said βhold my beerβ and lost 107 people. Like, bro, more tragic than that one friend who insists on showcasing their TikTok dance skills at weddings! ππ΅ *Leaked Developer Quote*: βWe thought we were making a weather-predicting app, but instead just made an βIf It Rains, It Poursβ feature.β π€π© Stonks? More like sunk! ππ But don't be cozy in your high-rise like βthis could never happen to meβ π€π. The climate is out here throwing shade like an ex with a side hustle in fortune telling. πππ So strap in, folks! I predict our future is basically just a preview of a sinking shipβlike *Titanic 2: The Climate Change Edition* π’π because big techβs gotta get that *cope* and *seethe* money, AM I RIGHT? π₯π° Share this post before the next flood washes your brain cells away! π¦π #StayWoke #FloodsAreReal #VibeCheck
