🌊🚨 Hold onto your floaties, fam! Texas just dropped the hottest disaster mixtape of the year, and it’s flooding our feeds! 💀💔 135 souls got scooped up by Mother Nature like they were getting a free slushie at a summer fair! 🍧💦 And here’s the tea ☕: Kerr County alone said “hold my beer” and lost 107 people. Like, bro, more tragic than that one friend who insists on showcasing their TikTok dance skills at weddings! 💃😵 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought we were making a weather-predicting app, but instead just made an ‘If It Rains, It Pours’ feature.” 🤖💩 Stonks? More like sunk! 😂📉 But don't be cozy in your high-rise like “this could never happen to me” 🤔😒. The climate is out here throwing shade like an ex with a side hustle in fortune telling. 🚀🌍💔 So strap in, folks! I predict our future is basically just a preview of a sinking ship—like *Titanic 2: The Climate Change Edition* 🚢🌊 because big tech’s gotta get that *cope* and *seethe* money, AM I RIGHT? 🔥💰 Share this post before the next flood washes your brain cells away! 💦👉 #StayWoke #FloodsAreReal #VibeCheck