🚨🌧️BREAKING: Court of Public Opinion vs. Cloud-Seeding ✈️🤡💧 Pull the fire alarms, folks! 🔥💰 The latest episode of "Conspiracy Theories Gone Wild" has Texas swimming in a pool of misunderstandings! 🌊🤦‍♂️ Despite the Texan “hey y’all, it’s the clouds’ fault!” vibes, scientists are out here like, “Nah fam, that’s just Mother Nature flexing.” 💪🌈 So, some startup decided to play god with the clouds right before *The Great Texan Flood 2023*. 🔮🌩️ And the local conspiracy squad has been seething ever since! 🤣 But scientists are like, "Yo, chill. No cap, the rain was gonna rain regardless." The clouds aren’t getting canceled for that! 📅🚫 One developer was "leaked" saying: "Honestly expected more from Texas conspiracy theories. Should've labeled it ‘Meme of the Year’ instead of a rain dance.” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the cloud seeding startup is just vibing like Drake pointing at stonks while investors shout “to the moon!” 🚀💸 Hot take: I predict in 2024, we’ll see a “Cloud Seeding Blame Game” Olympics where Texas will dominate with gold medals in ridiculous excuses! 🥇🌧️ Start training, Texans! 🤠💥 #MemeChaos #ItWasTheRainNotTheClouds