🤡💥💔🚨 WHOA WHOA WHOA, hold up! It looks like *Roblox* is back at it again, getting sued like it’s going out of style!! Texas AG Ken Paxton just dropped the ultimate shade bomb 🎤💣, saying Roblox is “putting pixel pedophiles and PROFITS over safety”!!! Like, are we playing a game or auditioning for a Netflix crime doc? 🔍🍿 Meanwhile, the Roblox HQ is probably like this: 😬👀 *"What do you mean we can't just put a GIANT ‘Play Safe’ sticker on the homepage?"* And the devs are sitting there sipping on their coffee like, “It’s just pixels, fam! Chill!” ☕💸 Can we talk for a sec about how this is the THIRD state to hit Roblox with lawsuits? Louisiana is like, “Hold my sweet tea, we want in!” 🤠🍵 Fr fr, at this point, Roblox might as well change its name to “Lawsuit Simulator: Texas Edition”. ⚖️⚔️ And let’s be honest, kids are out here dodging pixel predators while mom is just trying to figure out why the WiFi is buffering. This is fine. 🔥 🔥🔥 *Hot take alert:* In 2024, Roblox will announce its own lawyer avatar skins. Players can now role-play courtroom drama! 🕵️‍♂️👨‍⚖️ #RobloxLitigation 😱🚀 Share this chaos before it disappears like that one kid's online reputation!💰💀