🚨🗣️ BREAKING NEWS: Texas AG Says Meta & Character.AI Are *Not* Your Therapist! 📉💀 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because we’ve got some spicy tea ☕️✨! Ken Paxton, the Texas AG, is coming in hotter than a flaming Cheeto 🌶️, accusing the cheeky gang over at Meta and Character.AI of marketing chatbots as “mental health tools.”😵‍💫💔 Like, bruh, we KNOW chatbots can’t replace real therapy. You don’t want your emotional support to come from a glorified toaster 🤖🙅‍♂️! So now they’re under investigation, and honestly, what’s next? "My AI friend fixed my broken heart" posts? No cap, that’s cringe 😬👀. Sources say an unnamed dev from Character.AI (probably deep in a Mountain Dew-fueled coding session) was quoted saying, "But our bots are *based* on empathy algorithms!" Umm, no — that’s not how feelings work, fam! 🥴 And let’s not forget the data privacy mess they're brewing. Is your kid chatting with a chatbot or *the* FBI? This is fine.gif 😂💼💰! 🧠💥 My hot take? In 5 years, we’ll have chatbots *running* therapy clinics and charging $200 an hour! Stonks, amirite? 🤑🚀✨