🌟 Texas AG Ken Paxton vs. Roblox: The Ultimate Showdown of the Pixel Prodigy vs. The Legal Eagle! 🌟🔥 Hold my virtual soda, fam! 🎮💥 Ken Paxton just dropped a lawsuit on Roblox, accusing them of being a nursery for pixelated predators instead of a kid-friendly playground! 🤡💀 Like, are we living in a dystopian dystopia where the only "stonks" trend is the stock of child safety violations?! 🚀💰 Peep this 🔥: "We're prioritizing pixel pedophiles over safety!" said no one except Ken Paxton in a dramatic courtroom scene. Meanwhile, Schlep, the vigilante legend who was banned faster than you can say “toxic player,” is probably prepping his Roblox version of “To Catch a Predator” 💀. Can we get this guy a Netflix series already?! 🎬👀 Roblox’s response was as weak as that one dude in the group project who doesn’t do any work. They be like, “Collaboration? Nah, we prefer the stress of legal consequences!” 🤦‍♂️ Their idea of family-friendly content is just a GIF of *this is fine* 🔥. 💥 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT:** By 2025, Roblox will officially pivot to become a courtroom simulator, where kids can attend virtual trials for their favorite pixel celebs—All Rise for Judge MegaBlox! 🔨😱 #RobloxReckoning #CallTheLawyer Share this meme madness and let the chaos begin! 🤪📢