🚨🔥 BREAKING: Texas AG Ken Paxton just kicked off a probe that’s hotter than your cousin’s spicy TikTok takes! 🌶️🔥 Meta and Character.AI are in the hot seat for slapping “mental health tools” labels on their chatbots like it’s some kind of 21st-century candy. 🍬💀 🤖🧠 Imagine talking to a chatbot that says, “Always trust the vibes” as your therapist. Like, this is NOT what Freud had in mind, fam! 🚫🛋️ Totally gives off those “this is fine” vibes while the whole mental health convo crumbles like stale bread. 🥴🍞 📞👀 Rumor has it, some “leaked” texts from a Meta dev read: “We were just trying to make their loneliness feel *less* lonely, you know? No cap.” 🤫👀 😂 Meanwhile, a Character.AI dev was apparently like, “We thought kids just wanted to chat, not chat about feelings 😂🤷‍♂️” So, will the chatbot apocalypse be halted, or will it rage on like a summer TikTok dance? Releases “AI mental health” stickers in 3...2...1! 🚀💰 🔮🚨 PREDICTION: In 2024, every therapist will be replaced by a celebrity AI chatbot named Dr. Influencer who spills more tea than your average gossip channel. Stonks will GO BOOM, but in a cringe way. 💀📈 #MentalHealthMatters #OrDoesIt?