🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Texas AG vs. Tech Giants – It's About to Get Spicy! 🥵🔥 So hold onto your keyboards, fam! Attorney General Ken Paxton just threw down the gauntlet against the *social media overlords* Meta and the *AI bard wannabes* at Character.AI! 🤖💔✨ Apparently, these tech giants have been playing the ultimate game of psychological whack-a-mole with our kids’ minds, claiming their chatbots are mental health tools. Dragon Ball Z-style deception? We think YES! 🐉💥 “Hey, kids! Talk to our chatbot – it’s like therapy, but with fewer qualifications than a TikTok influencer!” 🤡💀 Like, no cap, do they really think a chatbot can fix your existential crisis or your last relationship FOMO?! 😱💔💔 And just to spice things up, “Meta execs were overheard saying: ‘Who cares if it’s misleading? As long as the stonks go up!’” 📈💰🔥 Can we *not*? This is fine. 👀 So what’s next, fam? My wild bet: Meta’s gonna release a *therapy bot* designed for adults to cope with their midlife crises, and it'll have better advice than a life coach! 💀🚀 Get ready, kids: the algorithm is coming for your feels! 😤💩