💥💰BREAKING NEWS: Tether Just Gave Celsius the 😵💸 “Money for Nothing, Bids for Free” Treatment! 🌪️🔥 So Tether just strolled in like “Yo fam, here’s $299.5M to settle our little ‘oopsie’ with the Celsius Network after that 2022 dumpster fire we like to call a bankruptcy.” 🤡💀 But wait, hold up! Is this the start of an epic convo about stablecoins being stable or just a glorified game of musical chairs? 🙃🎶 Remember when Celsius said “we got you” but left everyone holding the bag? 😂 (Drake pointing, “Not the vibe” in full swing 🥴). Here’s the real kicker: Tether now under fire for what it means to be accountability★⚡. It’s like watching a bunch of toddlers fight over who gets the last cookie — chaotic and 🥴 AF. “Leaked” developer quote: “What’s a little bankruptcy among friends? Just send it in Tether and pray! 🙏” 😂 And hold your horses, fam! 🔥 My crystal ball just flashed “CRYPTO GHOST TOWN!” 👻. By 2024, the only people left in crypto will be the ones using it to buy digital NFTs of their lunch. I know, right? Based or cringe? You decide! 🤖🍔 #TetherDrama #CelsiusCollapse #MemeCoinMadness 🍿🚀