🚨💥 BREAKING: Tether's CEO is ready to make moves in the US after the Genius Act passed! 🤡💸 Y’all, the crypto train just left the station, and guess what? It’s headed straight for Wall Street! 🚀🔔 So, Paolo Ardoino, the guy behind Tether, aka the “pasta sauce king” of stablecoins, is eyeing those juicy institutional markets (you know, where the big boys play) and he's coming in hotter than a TikTok dance challenge. 🕺💀 “We’re basically moving in like Drake to steal the spotlight,” Ardoino was reportedly overheard saying. “But let’s hope the SEC isn’t lurking around like that one ex at the party.” 👀🔥 The Genius Act is here, and it’s giving “stonks” vibes, but also “this is fine” because we all know regulators can flip the script faster than someone can say ‘blockchain’. 🤖✨ “Maybe next week I’ll get my own crypto meme created. Cope and seethe if you think I won’t,” Ardoino added, probably while drafting a proposal to replace all fiat with dog-themed currency. 😂🐶💰 🔥🔥 PROJECTION ALERT: By 2025, Tether will have more institutional partners than Starbucks has coffee flavors, and we’re going to need a new word for absurd wealth. GET READY! 💰💣 #ChaoticCrypto #MemeTheSystem 🚀💥