💥😱 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Meta's back at it again trying to make "smart glasses" the new 'it' accessory... and let me tell you, it’s giving “cool tech or just a glorified pair of Oakleys?” vibes! 🌞👓🚫 So, I put my journalist skills to the TEST (just like those glasses… get it? 🤡) and strapped on the Oakley 2.0s—yeah, we’ll call them that for funsies. Tech review or TikTok dance? You decide! 🕺✨ Anyway, 3K resolution sounds fire 🔥, but lemme drop some truth: if you’re living that hands-free life, are you REALLY hands-free; or are you just giving strangers the classic “what you looking at, fam?” stare? 👀💅 💬 “Bro, it’s just a video with extra steps,” said my friend as he did a Drake pointing meme to my face. 😂 Meanwhile, I’m over here capturing content like, "This is fine," while accidentally filming my cat giving me the side-eye. 😾 So, here’s my hot take: smart glasses are like that one friend who shows up uninvited—great in theory but kinda useless at parties. 🤷‍♂️💥 GET READY for Apple to drop their own version in 3... 2... 1... and it’ll cost MORE THAN YOUR SOUL! 🤖💰💀 #MetaIsCapping #GalaxyBrainButNotReally