🚨🔥 BREAKING: AI is the new prom queen, and she's not afraid to ghost you! 🚙✨ You thought your last software update was wild? Buckle up, fam, 'cause EVERYONE is hopping on the agentic AI train like it’s a TikTok trend! 🚂💨 💃💻 C-level execs are tossing their money at AI agents like it's confetti at a rave! “Yo, make our software faster!” says the boss, while the devs are like, “Sure, but we’re still stuck debugging Windows 95 over here.” 🤡💀 #ThisIsFine So listen up, developer bois and girls: it’s time to sprinkle those agents on your code like they’re seasoning on a five-star gourmet meal. 🍽️👨‍🍳 You’d think they were trying to make a Michelin-star app with how much flavor they’re adding. “Why code when you can co-pilot?” says some dev named Chad (totally not a real person, just a vibe). 🤖✨ 🔥 LEAKED: “We’re just adding more agents because what could possibly go wrong?” – Anonymous Dev, Moments Before Disaster 💥 Here’s the hot take: in five years, we’ll all be sitting in VR offices run by agentic AI that has sold our souls for “efficiency.” So, enjoy your 9-5 while you can, because soon you’ll be at the mercy of your own code! 👀🚀 #StonksOrSorry Share this madness! 🤣💰