🔔🍏🚀🔥BREAKING: APPLE GOES LIQUID GLASS! (And more snooze-fest news)🔥🚀🍏🔔 Just when you thought Apple was done serving lukewarm updates, they come through like your ex on a Monday morning – with a splash of Liquid Glass in TestFlight! 🤯💧 You heard it here first, y’all: ✨“It's shiny but does it fix my app crashing?”✨ - an actual developer quote from that one guy in the back of the Zoom call. This update is about as necessary as a flip phone in 2023, but hey, they’re adding a "discovery feature." Likely means you’ll have an easier time finding that app you downloaded once and then forgot about while scrolling for hours on TikTok. 🤡💀 Drake is pointing to the 'stay mad' option here because Apple’s flexing that “Liquid Glass” aesthetic like it’s skibbity bop bop bop the future. It’s literally like they saw the word “Liquid” and decided to get wavy. 🌊🥴 Meanwhile, testers are probably just vibing, saying, “This is fine,” as they try to decode yet another sketchy update. 💻💔✨ 🔥🔥PREDICTION: By 2030, all apps will be liquid and you’ll drink your Phone to run Instagram. Stay hydrated, fam. 🥴💧💰 #Stonks