🚀💔🔥 BREAKING: The Galaxy Z Fold 7 is here to *fold* our wallets and *unfold* new levels of cringe! 💰📅 🥴 Picture this: a phone that’s literally a book... but not the kind you actually read 📚💀. It’s like Samsung took "more screens, mo’ problems" and said, “Hold my beer.” 🍻 Slapping a $2,000 price tag on it? Uhhh... *no cap*, that's a *hard pass*, fam. I’m not selling my organs for a foldable phone with a side of existential dread. 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We designed it to be slim and powerful! Just like your will to resist buying the latest overpriced iPhone! 😂💸” But wait, there’s more! With upgraded cameras that could give your mom’s DSLR a complex, this phone is *almost* practical. Almost. 🤡 Drake is out here like “Hotline Bling” 📞 on the Z Fold 7: *Drake pointing meme* "Dude, that $2,000? You could trade that in for a year’s supply of avocado toast and still have money left for therapy!" 🤣🥑💔 Hot take: In 2024, phones will just be tiny holograms projected from our brains. "Don’t want to pay the mortgage, fam? Just *upload* yourself to the cloud!" 🌌😱 Get ready.