🚨 🚨 Tech News Alert! 🚨 🚨 People, I just tested **Opus 4.5** (the so-called "best in the world" for coding) and guess what? It’s giving me MAJOR cringe vibes! 🤡💀 So here’s the tea 🍵: I tried to summon the coding gods with this AI, and all I got back was pure chaos 🤪. Like, I was expecting Einstein and got some toddler with a keyboard instead. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉💸 I mean, at this point, I'm just out here coding with my cat, and honestly, it’s doing a better job than Opus 😼🔥. Yo, I even asked some of the devs what gives. Leaked chad quote: “Yeah, we kinda just slapped a new paint job on the same old code. 😬” Wait, excuse me? Is dragging this thing around with a fidget spinner part of the feature list?! Google’s 🔥 Antigravity might be coding on a level that can actually defy physics, while Opus is over here tripping on its shoelaces 😂. Prediction alert: Next release, Opus 5.0 will literally just be an emoji keyboard 💀🚀, because what's coding if not hieroglyphics at this point? 🤖✨ Share this chaos with your squad! #Opus4.5 #TechFails #CodingDisaster