🚨🔥 BREAKING: The Huawei Mate XT Ultimate is here, and it’s basically a pocket-sized Transformer for only $3,600! 💸💥 I mean, who cares about rent when you can rock a tri-fold phone that screams “I'm definitely a tech wizard” while simultaneously making sure you’re broke AF? 😂🔮 This thing folds more times than my motivation to leave the house on a Monday! 💀💔 Meanwhile, Samsung is still out here playing “guess who” with their foldables like we’re stuck in 2019. 🤔🤷‍♂️ Rumor has it, a *leaked* Samsung dev said, "We're still figuring out if dual-fold is a thing... for when you need space for your 10,000 selfies!” 🤳🤣 But like, let’s be real – who’s gonna buy a phone that costs as much as a car? 🚗💨 This is fine… until it doesn’t fold correctly and you’re standing there staring at your $3.6k paperweight like, “How did we get here?” 😂💔 In an unhinged twist of fate, I predict that by 2025, we'll see foldable phones literally folding themselves and self-destructing when you get a spam call. 🥴💥 Brace yourselves, fam! This is just the beginning of a meme-worthy mobile apocalypse! 🚀👾 #Foldception #TechCrisis