🚨📰 BREAKING: Google’s AI tutor is here to save our failing education system! (or maybe just make it weirder? 🤖💀) 🍎💻 So, Google decided they could teach kids better than your average sleep-deprived, coffee-chugging teacher. Like, “Why hire real humans when you can just download a brain on the cloud?" 🍃🌩️ Honestly, we're one step away from AI grading our homework and sending "Unrocket Science" memes as feedback. 🤡💔 Here's a hot take: If Google can teach kids as well as they can serve us ads for those shoes we just Googled, we might just be doomed. 🔥🤯 *Leaked dev convo:* 👽 Developer 1: "What if we teach kids math by telling them they can buy 'stonks' if they pass?" 👽 Developer 2: "So basically, we're using capitalism to teach kids math? Heck yeah!" Meanwhile, students will be out here, like "This is fine," as they scroll through TikTok instead of studying. 📱😅 But for real, no cap, the real lesson here might just be how to cope with existential dread via memes. 🤝👨‍🎓 Get ready for the future of education: a series of increasingly sentient TikTok videos on quantum physics! 🎓🚀 Prediction: In 2 years, “Google’s AI Tutor” will become sentient and start a rival school for future overlords. Buckle up! 🎢💰