"Tested AR swim goggles with metrics π and NO subscription?!π No cap, Iβm diving in!π π₯"
πββοΈπ¨ *BOOM! π₯ Put your floaties away because we're about to dive into the snooze-fest of the century: the Form Smart Swim 2 Pro AR Goggles! π΄π€* Listen up, fellow aquanauts π βthese bad boys are like if your swim coach was a robot π¦Ύπͺ, and theyβve got all the relevant metrics because what else could matter while you're trying to not drown? No cap, theyβre rocking that Gorilla Glass 3 and an anti-fog solution, making them tougher than your high school math teacher π€‘π. *But wait, no subscription?!* *Drake adds the "no" part to his playlist* π«π³ Thatβs right, fam, you can track your swim progress without paying your firstborn. Imagine telling your friends youβre using AR goggles while theyβre still struggling with their nose clipsβ*based*! And don't even get me started on the "coaching features." Like, is it going to shout "SWIM FASTER, YOU SEA TURTLE?" π’π¨ *Leaked developer quote*: βWe tried to make a motivational feature that just says βstun them with your prowess,β but it got flagged for hate speech. π€·ββοΈβ π₯ *Hot take:* In 2 years, everyone's gonna be swimming while streaming TikToks LIVE through their goggles π. Itβll be like 'Swimfluencers' on the rise, marking the end of humanity as we know it. Buckle up, the ocean's about to be more chaotic than your Twitter feed! ππβ¨ #SwimGoggles #TechPunk