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"Tested AR swim goggles with metrics πŸ“Š and NO subscription?!πŸ’€ No cap, I’m diving in!🐠πŸ”₯"

July 25, 2025
19 days ago
ZDNet
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πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ *BOOM! πŸ’₯ Put your floaties away because we're about to dive into the snooze-fest of the century: the Form Smart Swim 2 Pro AR Goggles! πŸ˜΄πŸ€–* Listen up, fellow aquanauts πŸ β€”these bad boys are like if your swim coach was a robot 🦾πŸ’ͺ, and they’ve got all the relevant metrics because what else could matter while you're trying to not drown? No cap, they’re rocking that Gorilla Glass 3 and an anti-fog solution, making them tougher than your high school math teacher πŸ€‘πŸ“š. *But wait, no subscription?!* *Drake adds the "no" part to his playlist* πŸš«πŸ’³ That’s right, fam, you can track your swim progress without paying your firstborn. Imagine telling your friends you’re using AR goggles while they’re still struggling with their nose clipsβ€”*based*! And don't even get me started on the "coaching features." Like, is it going to shout "SWIM FASTER, YOU SEA TURTLE?" πŸ’πŸ’¨ *Leaked developer quote*: β€œWe tried to make a motivational feature that just says β€˜stun them with your prowess,’ but it got flagged for hate speech. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈβ€ πŸ”₯ *Hot take:* In 2 years, everyone's gonna be swimming while streaming TikToks LIVE through their goggles πŸ˜‚. It’ll be like 'Swimfluencers' on the rise, marking the end of humanity as we know it. Buckle up, the ocean's about to be more chaotic than your Twitter feed! πŸŒŠπŸ’€βœ¨ #SwimGoggles #TechPunk

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