🚨🏃‍♂️✨ BREAKING: Samsung just dropped an *AI Running Coach* feature like it’s the new TikTok dance challenge! 💃🎶 But let’s keep it 💯 — this watch is about to throw shade harder than your gym buddy who’s never been to the gym. The *Galaxy Watch 8* is out here trying to transform you from couch potato 🍟 to marathon legend 🏅, while you’re still stuck figuring out if running late counts as cardio. 😅💀 *Leaked conversation with the AI coach:* AI Coach: “You’re only 200 feet into your run… already struggling?” You: “Bro, I was just checking my heart rate.” 😳 But lemme tell you, this little gadget is like the meme of Drake pointing to the treadmill while ignoring the sofa: ➡️🏋️‍♂️ STONKS! 📈 It’s about time someone humbled us, right? Expect motivational pop-ups like “Get up, you potato!” and “Remember that pizza you ate last night? This is your penance.” 🤡🍕 Now that's what I call accountability! 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, AI running coaches will start sending you invoices for “emotional damage” when you skip leg day. 💰💔 This is fine... NO, fam, this is not fine! Get ready to share this madness with your friends and hit that running app like it owes you money! 💸💨