"Tested all iPhone 17 models ๐คฏ, but lowkey recommending a flip phone instead ๐๐ #iPhoneWho #Based"
๐ฑ๐จ BUCKLE UP, TECH FAM! ๐จ๐ฑ You thought this was gonna be just another boring iPhone review? Hold my juice box! ๐น๐ฅค Iโm about to drop a BOMBSHELL: forget the iPhone 17, you should be picking up something even MORE based! ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐ Appleโs โbig upgradeโ looks like theyโre just remixing the same old song (beat dropped: โletโs charge you an arm & leg for a slightly rounder cornerโ). ๐๐ The new iPhone Air? More like iPhone AIR-HEAD! ๐คก๐จ Leaked dev convo: ๐ป โDude, how are we gonna sell this?โ ๐จโ๐ป โJust slap a new color on it and call it Pro! ๐ค๐ฐ Let the stonks roll in!โ ๐๐ธ โ But fr fr, if you're really about THAT life and want to flex at brunch, go for the model from 2 YEARS AGO theyโre CLEARLY trying to forget! iPhone 15 DEEZ NUTS! ๐ Itโs like opting for the last slice of pizza at the party. Classic, never gets old! ๐๐ฅ ๐ In the next 5 years, I predict Apple will just release a software update that makes your toaster a phone. โSurprise, itโs the iToaster! Now with Wi-Fi!โ ๐ค๐ฅ So grab that old iPhone and REIGNITE THE FLAME! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Retweets incoming!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ #iPhoneDrakePointing #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain
