🎤👀 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF AI: ChatGPT Agents are still NOT ready to take over your life! 🚫🤖 I ran *8* tests on these lil’ chatbot wannabes, and you won't believe what happened... LOL, it’s like watching your pet goldfish attempt to solve a Rubik’s cube! 🐠💔 💥 TEST #1: "What's the weather like?" - ChatGPT: "Alternative facts? It’s sunny AND raining! 🌞🌧️" 💀💀 Cringe level: Over 9000! 🤡 TEST #2: "Book me a flight" - *ChatGPT starts a debate on space-time travel instead.* 🤷‍♂️👽 IRL: "Can’t even book a one-way ticket to Mars, but let’s talk about multiverse theory!" 😂💥 💰 Final score? 1 near-perfect result out of 8! Which, for those keeping score at home, is about as useful as a smartphone with a cracked screen. Stonks? More like "wallets going down"! 📉💸 🔥 Developer quote (totally legit): "We didn't design it to actually be useful, just to make people feel smart." 🚀 Hot Take: Within TWO YEARS, your fridge will be giving you better life advice than these AI bots. Mark my words! 🔮🔥 #FutureIsWeird #ChatGPTStayInYourLane