🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Tesla just took a L bigger than my bank account balance after a federal jury in Florida served them a hot plate of “you’re partly responsible for that crash.” 🍽️💸 Yeah, you heard that right—**$200 million** in damages! 💀🔧 So listen up: Tesla's autopilot, aka the “Trust me, I’m just a really fancy cruise control” feature, is officially in the courtroom spotlight. It’s like they thought they could just vibe through life with their car doing the driving (cue the Drake meme pointing at “no accountability”). 🤡🚗💨 Turns out, Autopilot's had more crashes than a 13-year-old playing Fortnite without a headset. And fr fr, only **TWO WINS** in court this year? Stonks? More like "stonk-ed" into the ground! 📉💀 👀 **Leaked developer quote**: “We thought ‘Self-driving’ would be the next big meme... turns out it's just a tragic TikTok trend.” Yo, Tesla squad?! Cope harder! 😤💥 They’re still flinging their robotaxi service into Austin while it’s functioning more like a very expensive Uber that only sometimes shows up. 🚕💃 🔥🔥Prediction time: If Tesla keeps it up, they’re gonna need a GoFundMe faster than you can say “recalled software update.” So buckle up, fam! 💰🚀