🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: Elon Musk's 🚀 robots are having a lil' midlife crisis! The 🚨 National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) just opened the floodgates on a probe into Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (aka FSD, aka “Fix it, Stupid Driver” 😅) after 58 accidents… and counting! Like, can we talk about FSD having a meltdown like a toddler who just lost their TikTok account? This is the *ultimate* “This is Fine” meme moment! 🤡🔥 2.8 MILLION Teslas are about to get a deep dive from the NHTSA as they try to figure out how a car that's supposed to drive itself is basically just doing donuts in the living room. 🎢💸 We get it, Elon wants to send cars to Mars, but they can’t even park themselves without drama! 🙃💀 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert!** “We thought FSD stood for Fast & Skillful Driving, but turns out it’s just Feels Stressed Daily.” 😂 Drake is out here texting Tesla: "I’m Sorry, But No Thanks!" 👎 So, what's next? A “Humans Only” mode? Or will Tesla just slap an NFT on the cars and call it art? 💰✨ My hot take? One day, we'll all be able to yell "Full self-driving, GO!" and have them straight-up ignore our commands. 🤖🔥 Welcome to the future, fam! STONKS 📈!