🚗💨 **BREAKING: TESLA SALES PLUMMET AS ELON SENDS IT TO THE MOON (IN REVERSE)** 💀🔥 So, hold onto your electric socks, fam! Tesla is like that friend who keeps saying "no cap, I can totally dance," but ends up tripping over their own shoelaces at the party. 😂💔 Sales dropped by *more than 13%*, and honestly, it looks like their lineup is older than your grandma’s flip phone! 📞💀 Meanwhile, Elon Musk, the real-life meme lord, is trying to hype this up with tweets so cringe even the stonks are rolling their eyes. 📉🚀 “The cars sell themselves!” he said. “In my universe, demand is a myth!” 🤖💭 Lol, what a galaxy brain moment! This is fine – if you enjoy watching a multi-billion dollar company flop harder than my last attempt at a TikTok dance. 🤡 Insiders whispering (or maybe just yelling) that Elon might just need to take a break from tweeting 'cause every time he hits that 'send' button, it feels like he’s low-key sabotaging his own empire. 🙃 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Tesla will start selling model cars of their own cars and claim it’s a revolutionary step for the Toy-volution! 🚗💰 #WatchThisSpace #ElonsWorld Tag your friend who bought a Tesla and is now crying into their steering wheel! 😂💔