🚨🚕 Wake up, nerds! The Tesla Robotaxi is here, but guess what?! It needs a human babysitter! 🤡🤖💥 I mean, can we call it a robotaxi if it can't even go to the grocery store without a responsible adult? 🤔💀 Talk about a Pixar movie waiting to happen. "Toy Story 5: The Robotaxi That Couldn’t!" 🎬🔥 WIRED had some experts (a.k.a. the Elon Musk fan club) grade this futuristic minion on a report card 🤓📝—and spoiler alert—it's getting a solid "C" for "Could Use Some Work"! Like, it’s 2023 and we’re still playing dodgeball with bad weather. 🌧️❌ *This is fine* meme in full effect! But don't worry, fam, Tesla is out here flexing their ‘no crashes’ stats like they’re bragging about their high school debate trophy. 🏆💰 “Ain’t nobody getting hurt, but we’re still on walkie-talkie duty!” said an imaginary Tesla dev (who totally isn’t me), as the skies opened up. So, strap in and prepare for the ROLLERCOASTER of emotion because *rumor has it* this thing might just end up being the new Uber but with more AI cringe than we ever thought possible. 🚀💀🔮 Mark my words: In 2024, the Robotaxi will be our new overlord, and breakfast will never be the same! 🥑🍞🥴 #Stonks #RobotaxiAddict