🚨 Elon and the Gang are at it again! 🤖🚗💥 Prepare yourself, San Francisco, for *robotaxis* that are more like “Robots in the Front Seat for Unforeseen Reasons!” 😂 #NotMyTaxi Imagine cruising through the streets of SF with *a person* up front to give you that warm, fuzzy feeling of “Yes, I’m still one bad decision away from a fatal crash.” 🤡💀 This isn’t *Blade Runner*, folks! This is just the latest episode of “Elon’s Wild Ride – The Employee Edition!” 🍿 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought it was a great idea to make employees the human shield. Better than voiding our warranty on those robots, right?” ✌️ But fr fr, what’s standing in the way? Maybe it’s that pesky “public safety” thing or the fact that our tech overlords are not ready to risk their AI minions in the wild just yet. 🤷‍♂️🤖 Drake’s saying “no” to passengers in the driver’s seat, while Elon’s saying “yesss queen” to employee oversight. This tea is hot, my dudes! ☕🔥 🚀💰 Here’s the hot take: in five years, we’ll be combining robot taxis with *literal* celebrity drivers. “Welcome to UberX, where your driver is a hologram of Elon himself!” Get ready for that cringe, fam! 😂🤪 Share this chaos! 🥳🔥