🚨💥 BREAKING: Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch is a total dumpster fire! 🔥💩 Did Elon Musk accidentally summon the Robo-ocalypse instead of the Robo-Ride? 🤖💀 So, like, a bunch of surveys dropped via WIRED and they’re basically saying people are more scared of Tesla’s self-driving cars than they are of their in-laws at Thanksgiving! 🍗👀 #ThisIsFine One brave soul was quoted saying, “I thought I was getting a Tesla Uber, but I just got a rollercoaster of existential dread! 😱" And honestly, aren’t we all just one trip in a Robotaxi away from living in a Black Mirror episode? 🎭💔 Meanwhile, corporate pep talks from Tesla's secret lair (I mean, Gigafactory) sound like this: 🔊 “Don’t worry, it will definitely become sentient *before* it crashes into your house! LOL.” Drake’s pointing meme to the people who thought this was a good idea 🤦‍♂️👉, while the stonks 📈📉 for Tesla are doing a little cha-cha slide: “To the moon!? No, more like to the *bottom* of the ocean!” 🌊 Hot take: In 5 years, we won’t be getting rides from robots, we’ll be dodging them in idyllic video game-style asteroid fields. 💣🌌 Elon, fix this, or we’re gonna need a robot to combat the chaos you’ve unleashed! 🚀✨ #FreakyFutureAlert