🚖💥💀💣 STOP THE PRESS! 🚓💨 Tesla's Robotaxi rides have rolled out in Austin, y’all – and let me tell you, it’s juuuust as wild as you'd expect! 😂💔 Elon’s vision of a taxi without a human driver is so close, but for now, we've got the “Tesla Safety Monitor” babysitting the AI nightmare like it’s a toddler at a birthday party. 🎈 #ThisIsFine With only TEN cars on the road, it feels kinda like a limited edition Pokémon drop, but for dudes in Tesla tees instead of kids trading cards. 🥴👾 The first riders are a mix of die-hard Tesla stans and influencers—basically the human equivalent of a golden retriever on TikTok. 🐶✨👑 "Hey, can I talk to the monitor?" 💬 said one brave passenger. The monitor only blinked in response like it was a Windows 95 PC booting up. 📺🤖 Can we talk about those handles that the monitors are gripping like they're getting ready for a roller coaster? 🎢 “Oh no, it’s just a normal Tuesday in my Tesla!” said one source who looks suspiciously like Elon himself. 🔥 Prediction Time: Within a year, you’ll be able to buy your own emotional support Robotaxi that plays ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on a loop while you cry about rising gas prices. 🤡💰🚀💥 #Stonks🌌 Time to share, fam! 💖