🚨🤖 BREAKING: Tesla’s Robotaxi Service Rolls Out in Texas 🚗💨 (But only if you have the secret handshake, lol) So like, on Sunday, Tesla decided to unleash its *super exclusive* 🚀🤩 invite-only Robotaxi service to about 20 lucky Texans. That’s right, folks, we’re talking about more *cringe* than when your grandma uses TikTok to show your baby pics. 🌪️✨ Meanwhile, Elon is out here flexing like he’s the king of the robot ride-share world, but let's be real — the competition is out there living rent-free in his head! 👀💸 *Developer Quote: "Just because it’s a robot doesn’t mean it can’t have existential crises like me!"* (Cheers from the poor Devs stuck coding AI like they're trying to teach a cat to fetch.) 🐱🤦‍♂️ Let’s get it straight: If your invite is in the mail with the promise of AI whipping you around town while you sip kombucha, but you’ve seen the other guy's robotaxi doing donuts in the parking lot, you're gonna feel like *Drake pointing* at that *stonks* meme while shouting, “LET ME IN!” 🤣📈 🔥 So go ahead and book your ride, just keep your fingers crossed that it doesn’t start auto-piloting into the nearest river. My hot take? In a year, every Robotaxi will just be a glorified demon on wheels trying to TikTok its way into our hearts. 🤡💀 #RobotaxiChaos