🤖🚖🏎️ **THE ROBOTAXI DREAM IS HERE, BUT... LOL NAH!** ✨💀 So buckle up, fam! Tesla is debuting its robotaxi service in Austin, and it’s got about as much horsepower as a hamster on a treadmill. We’re talkin’ a whopping **10 gothmobile** taxis making their grand debut! 🤡🔥 Just enough for a rave, but not enough for an actual ride-share revolution. Imagine ordering a Tesla robotaxi only to find out it's basically a luxury Uber for Musk's inner circle! Let’s get it straight: it’s only available for “company employees or invited guests.” 🔑👀 *Gotta get that VIP status, my dudes! No cap.* 🤣 Let me just dust off my résumé so I can try scoring a ride. And if you think they'll brave Austin's chaotic intersections? LMAO, that's a big ol’ cringe. 🙈 They’re avoiding "challenging intersections" like they’re playing Frogger on dial-up internet. *Dev quote leak*: “Yeah, we’re not trying to turn any of our cars into modern art pieces. 😬” So, what's the hot take? In five years, we’ll all be **chasing hubcaps with meat bicycles** while the robotaxis still can’t find the way to the corner store. Get ready, while I trigger the *this is fine* meme in 3… 2… 1… 🚀🔥 #STONKS #TeslaLife