🚗💥 BREAKING: TESLA just sent the world 🚨 into an *April Fools’* temp-tation by delaying the release of its Roadster 2 to April 1st! 😱 What’s next, Elon? A Tesla that runs on *dreams*?! 🤡💭💨 Musk was quoted saying, “I picked April Fools’ so I can say I was just kidding if it changes again.” Uh oh! Just a subtle nod to the fact that every Tesla announcement is like a lottery ticket—might as well be playing the stonks game! 📅💸 Imagine some poor engineer in the back room going, “But boss! We were ready!” And Elon’s like, “Nah! Let’s just meme on them. 😂. #ThisIsFine 🔥.” Meanwhile, fans are left refreshing their feeds like *Drake pointing* at the year 2030. Can you even call it a car if it won’t come out until the day we celebrate pranks? 🤦‍♂️ Hold on tight for that intergalactic speed-chariot… before it disappears faster than your hopes of ever owning a Roadster! 🚀💨 💥 WILD PREDICTION: By 2024, we’ll have *Elon Musk’s actual prank car* that burns out its own tires for entertainment, and it’ll come with a complimentary meme generator! This is *based* on nothing but vibes. #TeslaBoysUnite! 💀🔥