🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Tesla Powerwall 2 is officially a 🔥fire hazard🔥 and not the “good kind” that makes your Instagram posts pop! 🥴💔 Talk about stonks going DOWN! 📉🚀 Imagine living your best life with a Powerwall, charging your electric dreams, only to wake up to “This is fine” with flames in your living room! 🤡🔥 #LivingTheDream According to a "source" we totally didn’t make up, a Tesla dev said: “Well, when we said it was powerful, we didn’t mean it literally. 😬🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, Elon is probably firing off tweets like “More like FIRE wall 😂🔥” in a manic attempt to distract us from these hot takes. Cringe alert! You thought you were saving the planet, but now you're just a few sparks away from becoming the next viral TikTok sensation. 💀😱 *cue the chaotic laughter* In a shocking twist, experts say the next update could feature a “fire-proof mode” 🔒🔥. But hey, until then, keep a fire extinguisher on speed dial, fam! And mark my words: The next Tesla model will be equipped with WiFi, Bluetooth, AND a built-in smoke detector. You heard it here first, fr fr. 🤖💰💣 Let’s see how that goes!