🚨BREAKING: Tesla's Optimus bots are falling behind like your WiFi when you’re trying to stream the latest season of *The Office* on Discord! 🤡💀📉 According to *The Information* (yeah, I know, sounds legit), Elon’s robot army is still stuck in “maybe next year” mode with only a few hundred bots out of the promised 5,000. I CAN'T EVEN! 😱 So, what are they doing instead? Maybe they’re busy perfecting that “Cyborg Dance Off” from TikTok 👯‍♂️✨. Or perhaps Elon is too busy turning Mars into a new crypto paradise? 🚀💰 No cap, the stock market is about to start looking like that “this is fine” meme as Tesla fans cope with the news. #StonksDown, am I right?! 🤡📉 “Maybe we’ll just add cool lasers and call it a day,” said one imaginary Tesla dev who probably drinks way too much coffee. 🥤🔥 Just picture this: in a dystopian future, we’ll have the latest Optimus waltzing around with a “What even is a deadline?” sign like that Drake meme. 😂 🔥Hot take: By the time Tesla rolls out those bots, we'll all be operating on something way cooler—like bio-engineered ferrets with jetpacks. Yeah, I said it. Buckle up, fam! 🦜🚀💥