🚀😱 *BREAKING: Tesla's Robotaxis Are Here! Sorta...* 🚖💸 But hold up! This isn't the future we ordered, fam! It’s like if McDonald's served you a salad for breakfast instead of a Big Mac - *just no.* 💀🍔 So, in a shocking twist, Elon’s *"autonomous"* ride-hailing service just got the thumbs up in Arizona! 🎉 But wait—spoiler alert! 👀 A human has to sit in the front seat—like a glorified Uber with *extra supervision*. LOL, what’s next? A human twerking in the trunk to distract riders? 🤡 Reuters spilled the tea 📅📰 that the approval came after Tesla pitched this dream on November 13. A human in the passenger seat? 🤔 Sounds like a *big cringe* moment. What's next, a life coach in the backseat to guide your existential crisis on the way to work?🔥😂 Musk claims we’ll have robot taxis in 8-10 metro areas by 2025, which honestly sounds more like an ambitious TikTok challenge than actual tech. 🧠💥 *Brain rot detected!* Insider whispers (aka totally made-up quotes) say, “Whatever, we just need to keep the Tesla fans happy… they’ll buy anything!” 🤑🤖 👀 **Hot Take Alert**: In 2025, we’ll be *stuck* in traffic with a human chaperone, all while Elon’s chilling in space with the real robot taxis—seething at our poor choices. *Welcome to the future, folks!* 🌌💩 *Get ready for chaos!*