🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Tesla’s new master plan is here, and it's as detailed as a toddler's crayon drawing! 🖍️💀 While the rest of the world was savoring hot dogs and freedom on Labor Day, Elon Musk was busy posting vague tweets that read like someone asked ChatGPT to remix a fortune cookie! 🍪🤖 So, what are we working with? 🤔 Here’s the tea: Musk claims Tesla’s aiming for 20 million EVs by 2030, but we all know that's just Elon flexing on the haters. 🏋️‍♂️💰 The actual plan? No cap, it sounds like a game of “guess what I mean” where the prize is just more confusion. It’s basically “this is fine” but with a battery-powered twist. 🔥🚗 One imaginary developer was like, “Bro, did Elon just ask an AI for a strategy? I can’t even get my dog to take a bath!” 🐶💦 And you KNOW that’s based-level roasting right there. 😂💯 So here’s the prediction: Tesla's next move will involve launching a “Muskify” app that lets you schedule a car delivery by sending smoke signals. 📱🔥🚀 Just remember, when that happens, I told you first! 😜 Stay tuned for more chaos! 🎉💥